Funny Jesus and Bigfoot Calendar 2027, Unsupervised Wall Calendar, White Elephant Gift, Sasquatch Christmas Gag Gift
Funny Jesus and Bigfoot Calendar 2027, Unsupervised Wall Calendar, White Elephant Gift, Sasquatch Christmas Gag Gift
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Funny Jesus and Bigfoot Calendar 2027, Unsupervised Wall Calendar, White Elephant Gift, Sasquatch Christmas Gag Gift
Twelve Months Of Cryptid-Level Nonsense
A UFO. A Tandem Bike. Naturally.
Some calendars keep a low profile. This one puts Jesus and Bigfoot on a bicycle beneath a UFO, then asks you to take them seriously for twelve whole months. UNSUPERVISED pairs painterly landscapes with modern, deadpan nonsense, so the first glance earns a second look.
Twelve Months Of Bad Decisions
Turn the page and the trouble changes: a Loch Ness fishing trip, a solemn potluck with Mothman and aliens, or a cooler-stealing kraken. Every month brings a different illustrated scene and a short caption, giving your office, garage, or cabin a fresh reason to interrupt the day with a laugh.
Looks Like Art. Acts Otherwise.
The scenes lean into luminous skies, vivid landscapes, and classical painterly detail. Then the premise lands: Jesus and Bigfoot are sharing a tandem bicycle, or trying their luck with Nessie. It is that straight-faced contrast that makes this calendar a natural conversation starter on the wall or in a video-call background.
The Month Has Room For Your Life
Under each illustration is a dated 2027 grid with plain gray boxes, not generic pre-printed holidays. Add your own birthdays, plans, and appointments, while the open layout keeps the calendar useful between sightings of Bigfoot, aliens, and other questionable company.
Substantial weight, unforgettable grip
Feel the heft before you hang it. Stiff 270gsm cardstock with a smooth satin-sheen finish. Pages snap cleanly along the silver wire coil—no curl, no bleed-through, no apologies. The centered hole anchors it flat to your wall while the semi-gloss coating keeps every ridiculous scene looking fresh for twelve months straight.
White Elephant victory, guaranteed
You will be remembered for this. Not as the person who bought a gift card. As the person who showed up with a 12-month narrative about Jesus and Bigfoot that your entire office will reference next September. 2,370+ reviews. Rated for people who actually understand what funny means. Ordered and shipped ready to own the room.
Calendar, With Questionable Judgment
Most calendars mark the days. UNSUPERVISED gives each month a new painted scene of Jesus, Bigfoot, and their questionable plans, paired with a deadpan caption and a practical grid for your own dates.
| Easyepilot | Ordinary calendars | |
|---|---|---|
| Fine-art cryptid comedy | ||
| Twelve original scenes | ||
| Deadpan monthly captions | ||
| Jesus and Bigfoot duo | ||
| Heavyweight 270gsm paper | ||
| Personalizable gray date boxes | ||
| Centered-hole wire binding |
A Calendar Worth Pointing At
Questions Before the Laughs
What dates does the calendar cover?
What dates does the calendar cover?
It runs from January through December 2027, with a dated monthly grid beneath each illustration. The gray date boxes are left unassigned for holidays, birthdays, appointments, and other notes you want to add.
How large is the calendar?
How large is the calendar?
It measures 10.8 by 8.4 inches. The centered hanging hole is designed for wall display, and the 3/8-inch silver wire binding connects the monthly pages.
What are the pages like?
What are the pages like?
The calendar uses heavyweight 270gsm paper with a semi-gloss finish. Each of the twelve months has its own full-color illustrated scene and a short, deadpan caption.
Does it include pre-printed holidays?
Does it include pre-printed holidays?
No. The date boxes are plain gray, so you can mark the holidays and events that matter to you instead of working around a pre-filled calendar.